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THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


MAWWIAGE - It's what bwings us togevah today.


TAGS: mawwiage princess bride
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by FacelessSailor

Anonymous - November 14, 2008, 5:53 pm
Wuv... twue wuv...


'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"




COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY - License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?


TAGS: coincidence conspiracy cop donut truck
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:36 pm
Me gets the feeling we won't see this on COPS
falloutghoul - March 2, 2012, 10:07 pm
"Cuz you can smell it!"
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:46 am
(carebear BANNED)


THE TROUBLE WITH INTERNET QUOTES -


TAGS: paton lincoln gandalf quote bait
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:05 pm
Wow...he also said that the FAIL was strong in you...
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm
That quote is from YODA!!! Morons.
forseti - August 10, 2011, 3:01 am
done pretty often IMO but it always gives me a chuckle. 5 quotes
R.S.Jake - August 9, 2011, 4:57 pm
You know, it could be, I feel bad, I didn't verify my source! ;)
Airman - August 9, 2011, 4:13 pm
LOL I alway thought that was from Robert E Lee.. I stand corrected
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:03 pm
ab5olutely right


STEVE JOBS -


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm
DUDE!!!! XD


I'm so old -


TAGS: prince michael jackson baby boom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm
...???...
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?


SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am

Thanks!~
ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm
Funny as I'll get out, LG!


MYSTERY SOLVED -




LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm

RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


CINCO DE MAYO - I don't get it?


TAGS: cinco de mayo
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by KENANDREWS2

nicholsjoshua15 - May 10, 2013, 1:14 am
Good one, five stars.
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 1:17 am
Why don't you look at us when you're submitting posters?
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 1:16 am
You gotta take a look at posters once in awhile... this is a motivational poster site, not a cum dumpster. Please at least stick around, look at us, communicate, etc... we mean more to you, right? Not just somewhere to drop a load of posters, then leave?
thatonechick - May 6, 2010, 12:57 am
I'll 5 bomb yours from school when I get the chance...
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 12:56 am
Now I'm gonna get bombed:(
thatonechick - May 6, 2010, 12:54 am
Sorry... I'll go to my room. :(
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 12:54 am
Yup...!!!
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 12:50 am
Where have I seen this before? Three posters ago!!!


PRINCESS DIANA VS. PINK FLOYD - becouse it´s not always good to have "The Wall" as last Hit.


TAGS: diana princess wall pink floyd
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Noname5

Greeny - January 5, 2014, 2:13 am
How old is Emily Paige? Wait, I don't want to know...
steve1961 - January 5, 2014, 1:14 am
Before his time, Moo...not everyone is as old as us.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 11:15 pm
You don't get this poster at all, do you?
nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 10:47 pm
F*ck The Wall, The Division Bell is Pink Floyd's best album.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 6:14 pm
It both makes me laugh and feel dirty for doing so...
Noname5 - September 23, 2011, 12:33 pm
english is not my main language, so please dont mind the mistake ;) just enjoy the idea :D
boosh12345 - September 23, 2011, 12:17 pm
because*
Noname5 - September 21, 2011, 2:06 pm
thanks ;)
MPsniper - September 19, 2011, 9:07 pm
BAM 5 crash test dummies for you


EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!!




HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05




MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.


TAGS: ariel the little mermaid mermaids walt disney princess princesses redhead
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by jalford

jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.


1999 -


TAGS: prince music money entertainment celebrity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

concern3 - April 28, 2016, 9:50 am
Excellent poster, UP yours


REINTARDATION -




ABE LINCOLN -


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".


Love Means -


TAGS: love means never include spanking
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:28 pm
LOL!!!!! I wouldn't know about the $$, but it'll warm your buns! 5L
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:19 pm

Brutal 1st hand lesson.


LIFE - get used to disappointment




YOU KILLED MY FATHER -


TAGS: 6 fingers princess bride
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:06 pm
Who's to say the words are being spoken by the same person having their hands X-rayed, Jparkerb? This is just a picture of an X-ray, not a whole scene.
Jparkerb - February 2, 2012, 5:39 pm
Plus...It wasn't Inigow who had 6 fingers. It was the man that killed his father. And they were only on his left hand also.., do your research
Airman - January 6, 2012, 4:57 pm
check the Tags
FreeGunsForAll - January 4, 2012, 6:07 pm
You forgot "you killed my father".
Greeny - January 3, 2012, 7:20 pm
lol


SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.


TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?


LIVE YOUR LIFE -


TAGS: princess bride life death
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:17 am
Too true.
Airman - August 9, 2011, 7:02 pm
glad it touched a nerve
GySgt1811 - August 9, 2011, 12:48 pm
Wonderful. 45 years this Saturday. Panel 5 is the saddest choice; panel 6 -We've won!
Greeny - August 9, 2011, 6:58 am
Who can look at thi5 and not FEEL it?
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 3:02 am
Frackin' am5ome!


IN-TAX-ICATION -


TAGS: aprchallenge income tax
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Chef - May 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
Five Ls for making me laugh and cry with the same d***ed poster!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:54 am
Nice nails, dude. Do you do them yourself?
Bob D. Sailor - April 18, 2010, 6:46 pm
I ended up owing taxes this year cause of a fat finger mistake someone did and said I had 2 dependants and I'm single with no kids..
Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 5:35 pm
I wish I could have printed this out and sent it off w/ my return.
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:33 pm
WOW! One of your best ever Sick. 5Ls and Faved.
pieman - April 15, 2010, 7:15 pm
5l for you there buzz kill mcgee.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 5:12 pm
If the truth of this wasn't so sick I'd say it was sick, Sick. A finski for you.
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 2:50 pm
You're pissing on my parade!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 9:28 am
LOL... Never thought this way... 5L!


THE FRIEND ZONE - Sometimes it beats the one-eyed mutant freaks you might have had.


TAGS: inc*** saving thankyou friend zone
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by TrueGrave

MidgetBunny - April 9, 2012, 5:54 pm
This is high-larious :D


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: prince harry nazi costume jerk jerks
Rating: 2.49/5

More motifakes by Tereso

Derek - August 17, 2009, 6:23 pm
We must have freedom of expression! Oh but your're not allowed do that! Not even at a dress up party.
Qbashi - May 14, 2008, 2:52 am
Well... some stupid prick with just one idea.
Reza - May 13, 2008, 6:53 pm
WHO THE f*** IS DOING THESE STUPID a** POSTERS!!!


ALL LIVES MATTER! -




MERCY - I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. - Abraham Lincoln




incoming -


TAGS: incoming
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by demon001

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 10:06 am
...And they wonder why we're apprehensive about allowing them to handle nuclear power.


DR. HOUSE - He can't believe how stupid and incompetent everyone else is.


TAGS: drhouse stupid incompetent
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

house - July 26, 2011, 7:44 am
Its a by-product of having a 140+ IQ.......I know how he feels
forseti - July 26, 2011, 5:14 am
same with me with some motifakers...


DINOSAURS - Now we know why.




FIFTH PRINTING OF BEST SELLER - A Good Read


TAGS: bookmark not included
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:59 pm
It's actually simple to figure out; uuuuuuuh....
CloudchaserS - September 29, 2012, 12:02 am
Some say that men are from Mars. Not true. There is no beer, p*** or sports on Mars, so men can't be from there.
maoworks2 - September 28, 2012, 2:56 pm
That's A Good One And True !
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 2:20 pm
Heh heh, I got that very book and passed it on A great read, I might add.
ughomer - September 28, 2012, 1:40 pm
Thanks, Mariand!!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 1:35 pm
nice one... watch out these days... I "cook" something on this subject...hehehe


PRINCESS EILONWY - Yes, she IS a Disney Princess! (Suck on that, Cinderella!)


TAGS: disney animated animation princesses princess the black cauldron
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by jalford

Losifer2 - March 6, 2012, 1:58 pm
What movie was she in?
fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:37 pm
"Suck on that, Cinderella," so fits her personality as 'princess'.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:47 pm
DUDE srsly!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
crappiest


COLLEGE -


TAGS: college youre in the real world suck it up princess pzy
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:30 am
"do to"? 5L


ABRAHAM LINCOLN - Does not approve of your shenanigans




DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.


TAGS: kate middleton princess duchess portrait
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ucalien

premiumgrade - July 4, 2014, 2:04 am
I'm not exactly sure of the relationship between your comment and the rendered picture of the future queen, but I agree with the comment. What we have here is Kate close to 40. Still beautiful…and I’m American. 5 for you, ucalien.


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LETS GO GET SOME BBQ - and get bizzy!




AAAHHH!!! -


TAGS: fresh prince bel air will smith dj jazzy jazz jeff tv sitcom
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by Dustin Marthington

w00t - August 12, 2009, 3:43 pm
Jazz ftw!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:28 am
I think he's made entirely out of VIDEO!
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 8:59 pm
Now, will the caption be throw out after him?


CINDERELLA -




DREAMERS -




CINCO DE MAYO PARTY TIP: - Dress sharp.




AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.




MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -




INCONCEIVABLE - I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means




Promise -




PRIORITIES - These men have them.


TAGS: priorities men have princess 3d 3ds peach skirt mario funny
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by AzerothDN

Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
4L and fav'd :)


THEY'RE GAINING ON US -


TAGS: princess bride
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - August 5, 2011, 11:55 am
not when it's an exact quote from The Princess Bride
440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:16 pm
so we don't add jesus or awesome anywhere in this motifake.


LIFE - You cannot build character and courage by taking away a mans initiative and independence.


TAGS: lincoln work ethic dust bowl
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by voodoo3535

SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:37 pm
5L for truth. The all-encompassing nanny state destroys itself in two generations or less. 1965 to now is just about two generations.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:56 pm
Truth is so obscure these days. Thank you for the clarity.


WHY VLAD IS THE IMPALER - After being sodomized by a Turkish official as a boy, he swore the next time someone tried to "invade his lands" he'd see how they liked it.


TAGS: prince vlad dracula vampire impaler
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by wampyre

Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 6:46 pm
It's hard to notice when he's better than me..
Claire - December 25, 2010, 1:48 pm
Obviously not, or his spelling and grammar would be a little better.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 12:35 pm
you got OCD or something pal?
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:31 am
sorry my computer is acting as funny as my 10-year old cousin
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:28 am
not that my grandfather was around back then, it's a story told in the family.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:27 am
My mom comes from a village nearby Vlad's castle in Romania.My grandfather says sure he was brutal but back in those days, you could leave all your gold in the street and return a month later, and find it intact, nobody dared to steal. still sucks though.
Ookami85 - December 24, 2010, 8:43 pm
I remember doing a presentation on this guy. First question asked: Do you think he was compensating? Honestly, thinking back, he might have been.


CROSSOVERS - "I'm stronger!" "No, I'm stronger!


TAGS: superman the incredible hulk d c comics marvel crossover crossovers
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by jalford

forseti - July 8, 2010, 4:26 am
Charlie Sheen is Superman?!?
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am
...not that there's anything wrong with that... ;)
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am
I know a g** guy with this mural painted on his wall..........he's 26
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 9:16 am
I know a kid with this mural painted on his bedroom wall...................he's 6


REINCARNATION -


TAGS: reincarnation grave tree cemetery
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by gas

GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:40 pm
well played, ga5
gas - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
thx for the support xD
carebear - March 3, 2012, 12:16 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 3, 2012, 10:48 am
probably. on the spot I found it funny v_v
alexbatz - March 3, 2012, 6:36 am
No comment needed for such a great picture.


COINCIDENCE -


TAGS: inception movie within a movie
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

440wakeup - June 28, 2011, 12:00 am
THE BEACH...I bought tickets to it, as I entered the theater all I saw were 13yo girls and middle eastern men entering it.....I ran out covering my face knowing I was now on some FBI watch list. No look g-men i'm just a big robert carlyle fan.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 8:05 am

i saw inception and shutter island about a week apart. yes....i kept crossing the story lines. i still think inception is shutter island part two.
Verdeckt - June 26, 2011, 7:52 am
yo dawg, I heard you like movies....


DIE - Prepare to do it


TAGS: princess bride die dying prepare
Rating: 2.86/5

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Cubbybear - February 4, 2009, 6:33 pm
Oh well...he tried...good effort


TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!


TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by jalford

spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.


DINOSAURS -




INCONVIENIENT TRUTH -




FUTURE MECHA-LINCOLN - Will still take the time to pose for an old time photo


TAGS: future mecha lincoln
Rating: 2.68/5
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 12:05 am
Awesome shop job. Thanks for the new desktop


INCONTINENCE -




MATURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:35 am
Fav'd 5L! Lesterman you have upped your game in a very big way the past couple of weeks! Keep it up.
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:29 am
Is that offset with S.H.I.T. - Special High Intensity Training?


NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about




BUNSEN BURNER - Who needs magic when you have gas!




HISTORY - Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Lincoln-




TINY -




INCOHERENT BASTERDS -


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


R.O.U.S.'S - I don't think they exist.




A DISNEY WEEK - is clearly when the Prince gets married and the bad guy gets killed


TAGS: osama prince wedding death
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Goudou54

Derek - May 4, 2011, 5:57 am
Well spotted, that man.


SUCCESS -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Dude 4515 - March 11, 2010, 12:45 pm
the delicious conundrum of a motivational poster saying success is achieved by IGNORING motivational posters, an a demotivational way. BRILLIANT! 5L!
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:27 am
But...but...but...I like goofing off at work....


THE TAX HIKE -


TAGS: income tax preparation alternatives humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - January 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
The motto of the IRS is: "We fund freedom." What have you got against freedom?
demon001 - January 5, 2014, 6:25 pm
Sounds like Ted Kaczynski!!
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:06 pm

And the 42 shares has got to be a glitch. Got to be.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:05 pm

Well, I just love a man with dishpan hands~~and a beard.
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 5:15 pm
Holy nepotism, she only has 3 votes but already managed 42 shares Batman! No Robin, I hear that her and rerun are just close friends! You know I'm just kidding right lg? Word has it you're actually kissin' cousins.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:53 pm

;)
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:52 pm

Just think, a 5L would be worth a 5-kazillion L back in 1932...
GaryO - January 5, 2014, 3:33 pm
Good plan
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:21 pm
Yep, pretty soon it'll have to be 6L to have any value. Before the hike you'll have to settle for the old 5L.


FOUR SCORE -


TAGS: lincoln lives
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 4:10 pm
I know it says four score, but I just gotta give this a 5. =)


VIGILANCE -




TIME AND TIME AGAIN -


TAGS: life death reincarnation snowman winter
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

steve1961 - December 20, 2012, 4:58 am
The only thing that I'm gonna have on my tombstone is "Wish you were here."
Silverheart - December 19, 2012, 1:49 pm

Nice one. Now I have a choice to make- I can either have BRB or I'm Watching You carved on my tombstone.
falloutghoul - December 18, 2012, 10:56 pm
LOL!


SILENT -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm
Ok, i was only kidding. Lmao. Just a piece of advice, Try to LISTEN, not everybody enjoys your loud comments OK, being SILENT could work wonders for you. I hope you are old enough to realize that. Have peace in your heart and a very nice day, my friend.
lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:12 pm
yes treehodger. are you aware that race car spelled backwards is race car? better watch left and right before crossing the street. you might get hit by one.
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 9:40 pm
Nice. Kind of old, but some people don't realize it. Did you know "Strap on" spelled backwards is "No parts"?
John R - March 13, 2010, 8:47 pm
It's funny, BECAUSE it's true.. 5 big cats..
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 6:20 pm
Wonderful poster Lester, 5Ls.
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 11:10 am
out freaking standing Sir! 5L!
GreyScorpion - March 12, 2010, 10:16 am
Gold!! 5L


POLITICALLY INCORRECT - Nuke a gay whale for Jesus




SHAMWOW - Buy this product...or I'll kill you like I did Billy Mays!


TAGS: motifake billy mays vince shamwow
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Surri-Sama

Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.


WISDOM - A beautiful woman delights the eyes A wise woman, the understanding A pure woman, the soul


TAGS: alexia sinclair house ageless beauty
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bandit5906 - October 12, 2014, 2:53 pm
And an ugly woman reminds me of my ex.
IllicoPresto - November 6, 2011, 2:00 pm
And a s**tty woman delights the... too late, didn't it on the poster
Iconoclast - November 6, 2011, 10:16 am
I went to her website and you're right, she is a VERY talented ph**ographer, in addition to being attractive and enticing in her own right.
house - November 6, 2011, 1:50 am
No this isn't the mis*****. This is a good friend of mine. She's an award winning artist by the name of Alexia Sinclair (see tag). Pic is mis***** is used in poster 140985
mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:48 pm
even if isn't she, I think it's he's vision over her...;o)
Greeny - November 4, 2011, 9:02 pm
S'that her?


AMERICANS -


TAGS: visiting france since 1915
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 10:36 pm
I wonder how many of those dead soldiers were sh** by Frenchmen. Many didn't like the idea of the D-day invasion, including DeGaulle! Many were getting along fine with the Nazis and their anti-Semitic policies.
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 11:24 pm
I thought that last one was hilarious? Where's yours?
crankyhead - May 3, 2012, 10:06 pm
Geez, where's your sense of humor Buzz?
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 9:59 pm
Okay, GFY Is that American English enough for you?
crankyhead - May 3, 2012, 7:51 pm
Could you repeat that in English? You see, I don't speak British. =)
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 3:58 pm
Actually it is not a 100%. Bit touchy are we.Have a nice day.
crankyhead - May 2, 2012, 6:49 pm
You realize this is a humor site, dont'cha Buzzkill?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 2:27 pm
Obviously you missed the entire point here. Which was, without the French we would be speaking British English vs the American English we speak now. DO try to pull your head out of your....
crankyhead - May 2, 2012, 2:12 pm
Don't you mean '...speaking English'?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 10:50 am
Read your history, we are about to lose the American Revolution when the French showed up and saved our bacon. Had they not shown up, George was about to surrender and we would have been back under British rule.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 1:44 am
"speaking British"...lolwhat?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 1:07 am
If it wasn't for them we'd be speaking British and bowing to the Queen whenever she came over to check on her empire.
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 1:06 am
d***ed RIGHT! So as far as I'm concerned they get a pass forever. They need help. we're there.
turborko - April 25, 2012, 6:30 pm
And they saved our a** in the revolutionary war! Thanks to them we don't have a monarchy.
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:10 am
Frances national flag should be a white flag. If it wasn't for the U.S. they would all be speaking German today... 5L
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:09 am
Frances national flag should be a white flag. If it wasn't for the U.S. they would all be speaking German today...
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 11:17 am

Not long ago I spoke with a friend who'd returned from a trip to France. He said that at the American cemeteries he visited, the old French people who he saw there wept over the graves. They've never forgotten.
maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 7:15 am
We Saved There a** 2 Times !


SPELLING - Just because it sounds the same Doesn't mean it is the same


TAGS: spelling incorrectly is retarded
Rating: 4.38/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 10, 2012, 12:34 pm
You think that most of these are 'in jest'?? sorry, I'm a bit too slow to catch onto that, would you mind explaining please?
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:18 am

i think mord that most of those are in jest...i mean...i hope they are anyways
M0rd3kaI - March 9, 2012, 5:07 am
To be honest, it was the endless thread of crap 'ur, your' instead of 'you're' and 'u' instead of 'you' (and so the list goes on) on these newbies's posters that lead to this. glad you can acquaint to this though XD
mariand - March 9, 2012, 2:05 am
Yeah, I think I know what you mean...lol


CHUCK NORRIS - Was born May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th, 1945. Coincidence?


TAGS: chuck norris nazi surrender coincidence
Rating: 4.19/5

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Silverheart - January 23, 2013, 4:38 pm

I did google Chuck Norris. I found out that he's at least 65 Million years old- Chuck Norris DID kill the dinosaurs, after all. And time is irrelevant to Chuck Norris- after, he doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is. (www.chucknorrisfacts.com)
GaryO - January 23, 2013, 9:22 am
BTW, 5L for the poster, Sly. Good chuckle.
GaryO - January 23, 2013, 9:20 am
Google; ruining good jokes since 1998 (yes, I googled Google)
maoworks2 - January 23, 2013, 9:13 am
Chuck Norris Who ?
TheConstitutionalist - January 23, 2013, 1:31 am
He was born March 10, 1940...at least google crap before you post it.


JUST LIKE A DROID -


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L


*#$&$@ - If you just flinched, you lost the game.


TAGS: dont look away dont flinch keep looking
Rating: 4/5

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Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 12:14 am
OWW...I scratched my cornea one time and even that hurt like F*** couldn't open my eye for 2 days it was so swollen.
TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 9:23 am
o ****....
LinkFox101113 - May 27, 2010, 4:28 am
My eyes are waterin'. Five horrid surgeries...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:06 pm
I feel uneasy just by having a short look at it... 5 eyeballs


LEONARDO DA VINCI -


TAGS: da vinci
Rating: 3.54/5

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lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 11:09 am
goodstuff
Faceplant31 - March 18, 2010, 4:53 pm
Golden!
smash27 - December 22, 2008, 12:08 pm
lol...nice attention to detail
Airman - November 26, 2008, 10:42 am
Now That is funny. Still laughing


SHE-RA - Why wasn't the show more like this?!




VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.




BAD NEWS - when evil black cars suddenly show up in your garage


TAGS: car lincoln continental mark iii evil
Rating: 1.63/5

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Kiwi_again - December 20, 2008, 10:32 pm
Where is that car from?


The 2nd Time Around -


TAGS: life death birth reincarnation heaven
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - August 6, 2014, 8:37 am
It kept me up all night after I made the poster. LoL
Oldsod - August 6, 2014, 7:08 am
Nothing creepy at all about that idea. Thank5 for giving me something to keep me up tonight.


WORKOUT -


TAGS: fitness incentive
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:50 pm
You could actually change that sign to suit every site here...get to work Uggy!
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 12:47 pm
MP ~ I once posted this image on another site but changed the "Hikers & Bikers" to "Golfers" making it more suitable to my purposes. Maybe I should do again on Caveman's Sporting Breakdown site.


FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC - McFly! You've got a lot of explaining to do!


TAGS: facebook lincoln funny future
Rating: 4.83/5

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Rudedog - December 11, 2012, 12:38 am
That's funny


EVERY GIRL -


TAGS: princess for a day if not a lifetime
Rating: 4.56/5

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Mongo - May 3, 2010, 3:50 pm
No prob bro....sad story and great poster
Airman - May 3, 2010, 2:38 pm
thank you Mongo.. I never could find the link again. She only lasted 5 days.. not weeks. sad.
Mongo - May 3, 2010, 2:32 pm
http://izismile.com/2009/04/24/sad_story_of_a_wonderful_fiance_katie_kirkpatrick_11_pics.html
Namano - April 30, 2010, 11:02 am
This gave me goosebumps! Kudos for making a great motifake pic without having to be funny!
rerun - April 28, 2010, 2:04 am

I think I will go wake my daughter and give her a hug. This one really hits high on the emotional factor scale.
randomosity - April 28, 2010, 2:02 am
this was a great poster 5L airman
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:02 pm
i fell sick. i hate these types of things, but 5/5 still
thatonechick - April 27, 2010, 6:43 pm
Before I noticed the tubing, I saw her arms, and I was like, "AHHH! What's wrong with her?" Then I felt bad. :(
Derek - April 27, 2010, 6:08 pm
There'll be women out there thinking "God, I wish I looked like that"
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 5:51 pm
Amazing...now I gotta go find "the rest of the story".
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 3:15 pm
*edit* ...push me over the...
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 3:08 pm
I was going to say "5 weeks, man, just enough time for her to irritate the crap outta him!", then I thought better of it, I don't want that comment to be the one to push me other "Going to Hell" line, so I won't say it. Just in case.
Airman - April 27, 2010, 2:50 pm
Not sure Jake. This series of pics came to me as a link yesterday in an email. I think I deleted it but will look. I do know that 5 weeks later, she was gone. but she got to have her day
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 1:44 pm
Wow, very touching Airman. Who is it? 5/5.


kristin beck -




BIG COUCH -


TAGS: size inches cars big hammy
Rating: 4.16/5

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TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:28 pm
Oh motifake how you've made my day yet again, Bravo.


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TAGS: zell dincht ff8 final fantasy viii
Rating: 2.97/5

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nekozilla - March 5, 2010, 11:11 pm
more of a win then a fail imo, george w. bush did choke on a pretzel XD
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:56 am
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you for the first time ever, our very own esteemed Mr. Woody, slamming someone else's massive fail - and correctly so. ZZZIIINNNGGG my friends....ZZZIIINNNGGG.
Woodywood03a - February 1, 2010, 2:00 am
And thats a fail!


COINCIDENCE? - There is no such thing as a coincidence




THE GRINCH - Now works for POTUS.




ENTROPY - Will continue to increase until enough dark energy is created to rip the universe as we know it to shreds. Have a Nice Day.


TAGS: entropy increses
Rating: 2.07/5

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Jmac0585 - June 5, 2009, 10:53 am
Entropy? Don't ya know? Evolution is a fact? We don't need your laws of thermodynamics that are in stark contrast and 100% counter to what a bunch of our loudest scientists tell us is true. You take your substantiated findings and go away, you witch!
Murdoc - April 21, 2008, 9:24 pm
Was it depressing? Because it IS a demotivational poster. I suppose i can accept defeat, but need a second opinion.
Kind of dumbstruck. - April 21, 2008, 8:16 pm
Hahh.. Yeahh. No.. Maybe not funny after all.


REINCARNATION - So, my wife and I are talking about reincarnation. I said, "You have to come back as something different". So she says, "I want come back as a Cow" I said " Your not listening to me"


TAGS: wife reincarnation cow
Rating: 4.68/5

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forseti - July 12, 2011, 11:47 am
must.... not... correct YOU'RE mistake... :P 5L anyway


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


NEW BATTERY POWERED NAIL GUN - Real cool! Now just getting the wife to hold up the drywall for you might be a challenge.


TAGS: 100 nail clip included
Rating: 4.43/5

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shadow87 - December 26, 2011, 9:08 am
Where can i get me one of those?!?!?!?!?!
Neener - October 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
That pic is sweet!


POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


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